Hotel Transilvânia

Drac
Welcome to Hotel Transilvânia.
Human-free since 1898. Your safest destination. Take an itinerary. I have personally designed a spectacular schedule of events, all leading to my daughter's birthday extravaganza tomorrow.

Guest:
We always look forward to coming every year, Count. We enjoy the safety so much.

Drac:
Of course. That's why we build it. Yes, good evening. Thank you, Marty. You look pale, as well.

Man:
Sir, sir, sir. We have an urgent plumbing issue.

Drac;
Plumbing? On it. Mr. Ghouligan!

Man:
There is a clogged toilet in room 348.

Bigfoot;
Grrr

Drac:
It's okay. We all get stomach aches, Mr Bigfoot.